- Mezuzapalooza '97 - December, 1997
"The largest festival of innovative Jewish gift ideas ever in this column."
- Honorable Menschen - November, 1997
"The ultimate guide for women to find that special Jewish someone, or at least his kid brother."
- Fishing for belief - October, 1997
"You may have seen small silver fish outlines on the backs of cars and pickup trucks..."
- Year of the lox - September, 1997
"Why most Jews don't come to services during the year."
- Hebrew 101 - August, 1997
"Do you sometimes feel like Hebrew is a foreign language?"
- Everybody has a dream - July, 1997
"At one of 314 weddings this year, I'll meet a nice, single Jewish woman."
- Shake it up, bubbe - June, 1997
"The songs that drive the most common inhuman contortions at weddings and bar mitzvahs."
- Don't open before June 11 - May, 1997
"We must abstain from joy during the Omer, so save this column until Shavuot."
- The crumbiest holiday of the year - April, 1997
"The Jewish welcome of spring, 'Less than six months until Rosh Hashanah already.'"